I'm dying. You would be too if you ate 3 cones of ice cream in thirty minutes. Basket, I confirm become ice-cream intolerant. At United Square hell lot of RJC ppl, damn cheapskate asses. Easily 1/5 of the couple of hundred people there are from RJC, and you wonder why people always think that RJC students damn rich. Retards.
For the first time, I felt the true meaning of the rafflesian spirit, because everyone was damn united in being asses. One for all, all for one.

B&J is probably the best ice cream company in the world, give free ice cream to people. According to peter, this was meant to reward regular B&J customers like me, I'm a regular customer, but only on Free Cone Days.

We actually found another use for biology, besides putting us to sleep during lectures. Ok and maybe during tutorials as well. Remember the polyribosomes thingy we learnt in some topic? (forgot which one) The one where many ribosomes initiate translation at the same time. Yea we damn smart, we put some people at the back of the queues, so that there would be two groups of people. Once the first group of people reached the front of the queue, those at the back would join in also, replaced by those who already got their ice cream. We obviously hadn't let Jewcy(chansensei.blogspot.com) down. But B&J ice cream is really fricking good, especially the chocolate one, whatever it's called. Like my good friend said after he got his prized ice cream,

"Wah lau Ernest, this is damn orgasmic!"

Wtf. I'm sure he get an orgasm from eating free ice cream, but good for him I guess. The ice cream had to be that good, otherwise he's damn sad. But he's obviously not very smart either, cabbed to United Square from school, got ONE ice cream, and cabbed back to school again with his friends. I think even my pet terrapins could work that math out. GG. No wonder I can't get more intelligent no matter how hard I try, since all my good friends more retarded than me.

Now, it's time to pass all the ice-cream out, chocolate-coloured.