I realised that sometimes, it really doesn't take much to make a girl think you're a freak, to make her think you're a weirdo, and ultimately, to scare her off. Yeah I did all that in a minute, here's what happened.

While I way on the bus home from Junction 8 after watching Transformers and thinking about Megan Fox at the same time, some girl from some school came and sat beside me even though the bus was like half-empty. All of a sudden, while I was still deep in thoughts, she turned over to me and asked,

"Hey, what's your name?"

I was a bit surprised, and pissed off at the same time that she derailed my train of thought, aka the Megan Fox Express. She was rather cute, but I was like "WTFWTFWTF", so I turned over to her and replied,

"I am Optimus Prime."

She stared at me as though I was a retard, then left her seat and sat somewhere else. I win. Moral of the story: Don't interrupt me when I'm thinking about stuff.