Have you all noticed how our beloved president always keep his cool during the National Day Parades each year? Yeah he's probably the coolest guy alive, he's exempted from singing the national anthem. Everyone else sings, so why does he keep his mouth closed during the national anthem segment? The answer is simple people, he sings with his heart, and not his mouth. His loyalty and patriotism towards Singapore is unwavering and insurmountable, a true blue Singaporean.

To be able to sing with your heart and not your mouth is by no means easy, a skill that can only be flawlessly executed by our dear president. His innate talent is so unique that he wonders why everyone else has to open his mouth, while he doesn't. At first glance, it might seem as though he's acting like a prima donna and all, the main VIP of the parade and WTF, he doesn't sing the national anthem. One might be forgiven into thinking that he probably doesn't even know how to sing it. Boy, how wrong you guys are. You know the national anthem that you heard on TV during that segment? It wasn't actually a recorded version, it was actually a "live" version, and came from none other than the man himself. The national anthem resonated from within him with such enthusiasm and passion that the entire Marina Bay was drowned in his voice, the voice that was present in his heart, the voice that never emerged from his mouth. Respect.